sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via justenjoytheshoww)

Me: So I heard you like water.
Me: That's good. Means you already like 70% of me.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via schaz)

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

(via you-blew-my-mind)

circletines:

why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times

(via you-blew-my-mind)